Death will no longer stop you from sexually disappointing your spouse
When your loved one bites the dust, you've got a few options: burial, cremation, stuffing and mounting them so they can stand majestically in your living room ... whatever you need to do to get through, we recommend you do it. Now, you've got one more choice.
Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom has created a "memory box" with a bunch of fancy features, including containing a dildo with a special compartment for storing the ashes of your deceased partner.
Called 21 Grams (the alleged weight of a human soul ... don't ask), the box opens using a gold-plated brass key that can be worn as a necklace, and has a speaker for playing music from an iPhone that slots into the base. Wanna play your late lover's favorite "Don't Stop Believing" on repeat? Go nuts.
It also contains a scent diffuser and a small gold-plated urn that holds up to 21 grams of ashes inside a blown-glass dildo. And you can do whatever you want with the dildo.
Whatever you need to do to cope with loss, that's groovy — we don't judge. We're just more interested in the options available for a grieving husband. Where do the ashes go in a Fleshlight?
