This is what political bumper stickers should really say

It's a sad state of affairs already, this political season is. We already know candidates lie, never accomplish what they promise when in office and generally spend most of their campaigns acting as if we're all completely oblivious to the actual state of the clusterfuck we jokingly call a working government. So to lead voters in a more truthful direction, we re-imagine what political bumper stickers should actually say. 

We'd also like to take this time to give our support to the candidate that deserves your vote the most. Pizza party. It's time for change and pepperoni.