We're 99% sure this is what it's like to have sex with Miley Cyrus

Phase 1: Seduce and proposition

You:

Her: "How big is it?"

You: "It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat."

Miley:

Phase 2: Foreplay

You: "I'm ready for sex."

Miley:

You:

You, five seconds later:

Miley:

Phase 3: Doing the damn thing

You:

Miley:

You:

Just kidding.

Phase 4: Aftermath

You:

Miley: "You...owe me a nut."

Get it, because she has chipmunk cheeks?