Tinder is making it easier to sleep with celebrities with new "verified" accounts

We don’t know who that “Amanda” girl is up there -----^^^, but we have a feeling she’s pretty damned important considering there's a fancy blue checkmark next to her name — we suppose we’d love to hook up with her because of it?

Introducing the celebrity verified account for Tinder — another way to get rejected. Only now get shot down by people you may actually look up to and admire. We can see therapists around the country dancing a little bounce-move to the growing market now …

Because likely everyone has already weeded and swiped through all 26 million users on Tinder — and has probably hooked up with many of them — the application adds the new feature to copy exactly what Twitter and Facebook has done to keep employees at task with busy work. Creative, truly …

"Now when notable public figures, celebrities, and athletes appear in your recommendations, you'll know it's for real," says a statement on Tinder’s blog.

So if you’re 16 years old and someone named “James Franco” comes sliding into your DMs like a creep, you’ll know it’s him for real even without the accompanying dick pic — just look for the checkmark!

Technology has blessed our future!