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American hero fights for freedom by demanding more ranch dressing at Jack in the Box
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Couple's world crumbles after neighborhood Wendy's burns to the ground

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Only man in history to refuse a threesome gets stabbed in the eye for it. Damn right.
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What if you came home and Coolio was just in your house cooking you dinner?
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Philadelphia preschooler knows what he wants to be when he grows up: on crack
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Parents outraged after discovering that their child's Spanish teacher is the most beautiful woman alive
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Turns out Ukrainian train tracks are not the best place to have an orgasm
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NASA will make it rain on you if you promise not to move for 70 days

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