Greatest used car ad ever promises you'll be perceived as rich and cuddly when you buy this Volvo

Do you need a new car? No? Well that's not going to matter once you watch this video. A Swede needed to sell his 1993 Volvo, so he created a car ad worthy of a brand new Bugati to sell his old jalopi, in which he harps on its many features, which include, but are not limited to: having an inside and an outside, Hepatitis B, and it's haunted by Jimi Hendrix.